"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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