Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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