it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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