it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize