I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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