So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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