I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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