I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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