no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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