ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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