we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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