don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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