I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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