Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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