Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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