Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
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I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
where does the pee come out of this thing
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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