I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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