i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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