If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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