Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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