As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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