its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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