Don't you send me to vm
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
COCAINE IS GR8
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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