Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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