a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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