fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.