then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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