I'm going to jail i love you
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.