The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess