is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
nutella sex= disaster
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER