did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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