she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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