I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.