Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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