Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie