Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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