and she was petting her beer can
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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