I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
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My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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