I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
