I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
The ass gains better be worth it
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