She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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