Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
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I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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