im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I think your dad took our porno
Ladies don't puke and tell
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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