i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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