can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I wish there were birth control emojis
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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