he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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