On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm just crazy horny about you
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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