I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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