I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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