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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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