Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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