Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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