She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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