Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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