Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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