where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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