I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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