I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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