Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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