Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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