Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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