Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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