I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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