Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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