Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?